Yet still I try to work at conversation... ug.. Sometimes I hate it.
“Alright you win.”
“You win. I will avoid her because you asked.”
“You said that before already and you broke your word. Why should I believe this?”
“Because you as a friend is worth more than any hope or dream. Also because I know you can use the gun in your bedroom and do not want to find out how well.”
A penny flew through the air barely missing Jeff’s ear.
“I mean it Jeff. Now what was planned today?”
“Mike’s daughter’s 2nd birthday. Both of us are supposed to attend. It is at 4pm. I was gonna go if you want a ride.”
“No thanks Jennifer and I were going to go together. We even bought a gift.”
“Oh Jennifer… How long have you two been together now?” A touch of sarcasm is easily heard from Jeff when he says it.
“2 months asshole.”
“Ouch.. So mean.”
“Yeah you ask that question every time I bring her up. Just get used to the idea of us together.”
“I just can’t get over the idea of an open relationship. Of all the women I’ve dated none of them would’ve ever accepted it. However the lesbian..” A penny flying towards Jeff’s face interrupted him.
“I’m bi.. she is les get it right. The reason why it works is both of us can are lots more mature than you and the idiots you go for.”
“That last girl didn’t seem like an idiot in fact…” Two more pennies went flying towards Jeff’s face again forcing him to take to ducking behind a counter.
“You know what I mean. Besides our gift is something every kid would love.”
“What ya get her?”
“You will find out tonight.”
“No tell me now.. I want to make sure I don’t buy the same thing.”
“You haven’t bought a gift yet?”
“Nope didn’t have any ideas so stalled.”
“Tell me please I don’t want to get the same thing.”
“We got her a Sit-N-Spin.”
“A Sit-N-Spin!” Jeff starts laughing at the idea.
“Yes. There is nothing wrong with a Sit-N-Spin. Why are you laughing? Stop it!”
What started out as a small bit of laughter turns into more.
“No really stop laughing at me. There is nothing wrong with a Sit-N-Spin. What is so funny?”
“The lesbian couple got a young girl a Sit-N-Spin.”
“You two got her a Sit-N-Spin.” Jeff made a crude hand sign and the reality set into Sarah.
“Oh my God. We have to get something different.”
“No don’t worry I don’t think anyone will notice or if they do they will not say anything.”
Both of them broke down laughing at the whole idea, which took a few minutes to compose themselves before they left for various appointments.